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Adopt a Pothole
Where Have All the Pothole Heads Gone?
Get down with our GCCC Adopt a Pothole Program. I've already adopted two potholes. Next time you drive down the hill on Cypress and go over the black asphalt patch opposite the KFC where there used to be a bone rattling pothole you will be driving over the John Michael Twomey Memorial Pothole.
If you ever drive down Locust Street to Knowles (and you'd better be driving slow) and you turn right onto Knowles you are driving over the John Michael Twomey Jr. Memorial Pothole.
You too can have a pothole named after you. All you have to do is identify a pothole as your adopted progeny, call in the exact location to the DPW at the DPW phone to report potholes at 467-7950. Then file your claim to the pothole naming rights by posting in the comments box on this entry. When the pothole has been fixed it is yours. Potholes will be adopted on a first-come first-serve basis.
If you wish to name a pothole after a friend or to honor a loved one that's fine. But if you wish to have the community contuinaly drive over a pothole named after one of your enemies, well, that too is fine with the GCCC organization. We're that kind of people, flexible and understanding.
Who will be next to accquire Pothole Naming Rights. Who will have the most potholes named in Mt. Hope. The race is on members, no rest for the weary.
Where Have All the Pothole Heads Gone?
John Twomey
Posted at June 27, 2005 10:32 PM